Five tiny shorts on a rainy day

1.
Her father promised a million laughs as dowry
That's all he could afford


2.
The fish visited her family doctor
Sir: I am feeling kind of sea sick
In the waves


3.
Just one single copy of Abu'l Fazl's
Mahabharata in Persian
No one knows where it is


4.
One rock said to another
From tomorrow you will be a fossil


5.
I wish I had a broom called Myiagros
Who could chase away these flies