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Ever since I tamed a million bats as my pet, I sleep upside down.
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An idea for the government: Charge VAT for new-born babies.
3.
Human beings that run on batteries? My next invention.
4.
When he looked deep within his soul, he saw the family heirloom, an alarm clock set for yesterday.
5.
A brothel with a R&D centre? One more of my inventions.
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