Admonishments: 1, 2, and 3

1.
When
The snail admonished the pebble
For blocking his path
The pebble refused to budge


2.
Melancholic
I asked my watch
What is the time
It admonished me
And said: Res Ipsa Loquitur

I speak for myself


3.
When
I offered sinistrums to Rameses II
And Nefertari
They admonished me for being a baboon
Having outlived my stay on this planet