Thursday, May 30, 2013

Five shorts from Madurai

I seek a new wife
Ever since mine ran
Away with Lord Krishna

The 19th century bull
Told his great grandson
Dont fritter your life
Swotting flies at the bus stand
Look at me

Emulate me
I survived the Alanganallur Jallikattu
Bull Fight

Me grandma had an elephant
Who did a plastic surgery
Now it has a peacock feather
Instead of a tail

At the abhishekam
Meenakshi wondered
About the blessed days
When Gandhi and Nehru visited the temple
And Meenakshi paid obeisance to them

The customs officer stopped me
Anything to declare
I said, a million and one smiles
He said, sir, that's illegal
We don't permit smuggling
Of happiness

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