Why I love windows
Rum and Cola
Kidnapped in Sindri
By abductors with moustaches twice the length of limbs
His ugly wife put sindoor on his forehead
As he sat on his under-weight two-wheeler en route to Bokaro
Three men kidnapped him
In front of his house
For a ransom of 10 million in ten rupee coins
Hid him in Dhanbad
Along with seven other ransom kidnappings
Rum and Cola was chained
Hands bound with a moustache-piece
Rum and Cola escaped through the window
When the three men were engrossed in the cricket score
When he reported to work, after five months
Rum and Cola said
Thank god for broken windows
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