20 Resolutions for Gudi Padwa

1) Be prepared for a 4-D world. If that's not possible make a joke about it

2) Morph bad ideas into good ideas; prevent the vice versa

3) If my brain forgets an idea, be able to re-boot; and recover lost file. On that note: Ensure file transfer with like-minded brains

4) Be able to entertain myself through by conversing with self on Skype

5) Be prepared for a 5-D world

6) Send post-cards to the dead people I love

7) Have X-ray vision that helps me judge a book by its cover; and people by their fake smiles

8) Get away with flatulence in office meetings and family dinners

9) Remember birthdays; and be able to gift people with what they want; and wrap presents in a gift wrapper nicely

10) Always decipher jargon at the first attempt

11) Day dream on command; discover a cure for cancer

12) Master the art of talking to a microphone; which is what great public speakers do

13) Be prepared for a 13-D world; and when it arrives wonder how Satan will look like in a 13-D world?

14) Never blurt out wrong things when I meet famous people

15) Dart between sun-rays; on a warm day

16) Always perfect the art of being in the right lane without having a PhD in neuroscience

17) Be able to read "Quantum Evolution" by Jonjoe McFadden; and not spill the popcorn when I turn the pages

18) Develop an anti-prejudice sound-field that jams unpleasantness

19) Ensure my cellphone replies to calls and sms on its own; through high levels of consciousness

20) Be prepared for a 20-D world; even if that sounds like tosh, right now