It's the story of my life

1.
Like a Leviathan he sleeps
When I wake him up
His first question is: Where's Kumbhakarana?

2.
Something is wrong with the light in the sky
It has been flickering
Voltage fluctuation ...

3.
The wedding ring
Wound around his finger
Was a blade of couch grass
That she plucked for him

4.
Her first formal kiss
Lasting all of 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Was on top of a rock
Made of platinum

5.
Why do trees exist?
Whenever planet earth has a rash
They can give it a good rub


6.
Dear Mrs Ganges
You have five and a half wrinkles
Dark circles under your eyes

Do something re

7.
I look for Nagarjuna
I find Muktibodh
I read neither

It's the story of my life