Five mantras for Dussera day

1.
Thought for the day: Lets privatise the government



2.
Fate of a poet: Tughlaq becomes monarch. Amir Khushro prefers death.


3.
My niece who is a software engineer saw the sea for the first time
She said: If we create an algorithm-based artificial intelligence machine
It will snychronise the 9.5 million waves


4.
My friend, called
Khari-Bholi by her parents
Started a restaurant chain all over North India
She officially named it: Hindi
In Hindi, she served the following meals: Awadhi, Bagheli, Bhojpuri, Bundeli, Chhattisgarhi, Garhwali, Harauti, Haryanvi, Kumauni, Lamani, Malvi, Marwari, Mewari, Nimadi, Pahari, Rajasthani, Sadan and Urdu.
Every time a gourmet was served on your table
A sound chip embedded inside the plate spoke to you in the dialect you ordered

5.
When Ravana has a headache
Does he have one crocin for his rakashasa body
Or one crocin per head