Let's murder all journalists, I say

Today is a good day to to murder a journalist

The Mylapore-man made his palm into a fist

Nicely mixing molzha puddi chutney with his pappodums

Shoot the bugger (any chap) six times in the bums

One such chap found shot, slaughtered and sank

Floating past the ITO near the Yamuna bank

42 year-old, did the crime-beat without any fear

Fourth accredited scribe murdered this year

A few of the usual accomplices arrested

Sms, eMails and mobile bills scrutinised

Impunity is not under control - quite the contrary

Says my informer in Janpath's Sonarupa Bar

According to a recent survey by Media-Aid

This doesn’t include cases of the last decade

70% of murders haven’t been cleared up, only

But behenchod neither is the water supply in our colony

Crime pays when it is against the press

Drug dealers, mafia dons, authorities who repress

Take turns to issue a supari

Police can’t arrest them, you see

So what, the Mylapore-Man brays

Let's murder all journalists, I say

For spreading gloom and doom

In every single living room

Their writing, so dangerous to the nation

Daily bombardment of disinformation

Let's put a magnifying glass on words

Banish all of it as illegal turd

Lets murder all journalists, I say?

For poisoning the public, aam janta

Says the Mylapore-Man watering his tulsi plant

That the holy cows tried to chew this morning