Sunday, September 25, 2011

Why we require agarbattis in an agarbatti stand

Before sun-rise

He bathed
Prayed to Goddess Laxmi

Offering agarbatti fragrance

A new brand
Rose, jasmine, sandalwood, mogra, champa, tarangini

While G.L. swallowed superior-grade smoke
He repeated his daily money mantra:
May the people of this land remain stupid, eternally hereafter

So that people like me can gleefully fleece them and triple my bottom-line