Why we require agarbattis in an agarbatti stand

Before sun-rise
He bathed
Prayed to Goddess Laxmi
Offering agarbatti fragrance

Everyday
A new brand
Rose, jasmine, sandalwood, mogra, champa, tarangini

While G.L. swallowed superior-grade smoke
He repeated his daily money mantra:
Devi-ji
Maate-ji
May the people of this land remain stupid, eternally hereafter
So that people like me can gleefully fleece them and triple my bottom-line